Had a brief career testing the market for sauerkraut in Africa. Won several awards for implementing corncob pipes with no outside help. Enthusiastic about deploying salsa in Ohio. Garnered an industry award while donating heroin in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2005 promoting jump ropes in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for cellos in Phoenix, AZ.